The possibility that Lily just believes anything you tell her is not up for discussion. I am certainly not going to mention how a mutual friend, who is a notorious bullshitter, once told her that Girl Scouts were illegal in his home state of Montana, and she said “that’s fascinating, why were they illegal?” Nope.
Thing is? Now I kind of want a basil backpack. With an insulated compartment for sliced tomatoes and mozzarella, and twin bottle holders for the olive oil and the pinot grigio.