The story of the incompetent bike thief
I never figured out why this happened. Did the bike thief figure out what a POS that old bike was and for some reason decide that returning it was preferable to ditching it somewhere? Did a neighbor mistake it for theirs? Did someone just really need a ride that night?
I also can’t recall if Randy actually had a hat with earflaps, but I think it’s a rule of humor that if a hat may have had earflaps, it definitely had earflaps.