….and then I realized I could get a huge rush of happy-brain-chemicals for less money than amusement park admission and in less time than it takes for drugs to kick in. But yeah, if anyone wants a reproductive system, I’ve got one I’d be happy to part with. I’ll gladly hand over control of it to the Republican party if they also take on all the icky bits and painful bits and the moments of abject terror that it’s trying to make more of me. Anyone? No? Okay then.