Nice guy logic
This tumblr has been making the internet rounds, which got me thinking about Nice Guys. This comic isn’t really about those guys on the tumblr, who are waaay far into the realm of “misogynist asshat.” Or at least far enough in to use the term “friend zone,” which just says so much about how much they like women beyond our sexy parts, doesn’t it?
Anyway, this is more about those generally decent guys, plenty of whom existed on OkCupid last time I looked, who are convinced that “nice” is a feature for which they deserve some lovin’, not a thing humans expect from basically all other humans under normal circumstances. To them I say: nice guys get laid all the time, just, their niceness is so unnoticeable under all their AWESOMENESS. Or it’s irrelevant, because attraction is so irrational and idiosyncratic and no amount of rides-home-given or cookies-baked can make it exist where it otherwise wouldn’t. And calling yourself a nice guy is like putting “I’m punctual” on your resume. If that’s what you’re advertising, bro, you gotta work on your self-promotion skills if nothing else.
p.s. I have never had a problem with mean comments on this blog, presumably because its traffic is so low. but, telling dudes who feel entitled to sex that they aren’t in fact entitled to sex being what it is, just gonna say right now that mean comments will be obliterated. I will sit here making “kabloooey!” noises when I click delete, should the need arise.