I don’t believe I have many good survivalist skills that will be useful during the zombie apocalypse. What’s left of civilization won’t need many urban planning grad students who can make a pretty great pot of vegetarian chili. Therefore, when the time comes, I plan to offer my second-floor advantage and voluminous booze stash in exchange for bikes and bike accessories. We all know bikes are useful in the event of a zombie apocalypse, and those dudes downstairs have some serious cargo bikes for looting grocery stores. They also have helmets, precious brain-protecting helmets.