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Awesome Things About Living Above The Bike Shop

Posted in Comics by Emily on September 1, 2011

aside from, yknow, having easy access to bike stuff
aside from, yknow, having easy access to bike stuff
aside from, yknow, having easy access to bike stuff

I don’t believe I have many good survivalist skills that will be useful during the zombie apocalypse. What’s left of civilization won’t need many urban planning grad students who can make a pretty great pot of vegetarian chili. Therefore, when the time comes, I plan to offer my second-floor advantage and voluminous booze stash in exchange for bikes and bike accessories. We all know bikes are useful in the event of a zombie apocalypse, and those dudes downstairs have some serious cargo bikes for looting grocery stores. They also have helmets, precious brain-protecting helmets.

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